Wednesday, November 26, 2008

~*~::{Reading Blog #14: Bolt}::~*~


OMG OMG OMG.  So.  This was pretty much the coolest movie in the whole world.  Legit, this movie made my life!  I went with Cullen and Alex.  We saw Mr. Cheng after, too!  KIDS ARE ADORABLE, BY THE WAY...Alex and I went to the very front of the theater and laid right in front of the screen.  Very comfortable.  Cullen, Mr. Wet Blanket sat alone, avoiding our commentary...wutevs. 
So.  Bolt.  Just a normal dog (FREAKING ADORABLE) is hired to be on the set of an action tv show with Penney (Miley Cyrus...*puke*).  Since he has never been off set, he thinks he actually has the powers.  Well, he teams up with Mittens and Rhino (the hamster.  HELLZ YES!  HE'S GREAT!  He's me...)  He thinks that Penney actually gets abducted, even though it's just part of the script and goes on the rampage to get her back.  Heart break, self realization, blah blah blah, every Disney movie is the exact same.  It's a lot like the monomyth thing...but I'm not gonna go into details like that just now.  Sleepy.  
The movie made me laugh tons.  Rhino is great.  It made me sad.  It made me angry.  It was a rainbow of emotions...yes...that's right, I said it...
Go see it.  Much better than Twilight...isn't that right, Haley?

Sunday, November 23, 2008

~*~::{Reading Blog #13: A Million Little Pieces}::~*~

So, I've begun to read "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey.  So far, in the first couple parts of this book, James is on an airplane going somewhere he doesn't know.  He is bleeding and is missing teeth.  He is disorientated and asks stewardesses where he is headed.  They say he is going to Chicago.  He feels the need to start drinking again and goes to drink some alcohol and get totally drunk.  
They start to talk about how James has been abusing alcohol and other substances as much as he can as fast as he can.  He is a junkie.  His life is terrible and finds the only way out is to drink and use substances...Oh yeah, 'cause that'll always work.  HIT THAT BOTTLE, BABY!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

~*~::{Reading Blog #12: Milo and Millie}::~*~





Sarah, my dear clonee, will be very proud of me and my name givings.  
Martha - Mother cat
Milo - Son cat
Millie - Daughter cat (I wonder where I got that name from, haha Haley!)
Ephram (Effie) - ADD boy wonder
Scarlett (Scar) - Sexy mouse
Gertrude (Gertie) - Kidnapper
Fluffy - Guard dog

So.  This may be a little bit...stupid...but I am analyzing my story.  I'm rather proud of it, actually.  

So.  My story is about 2 cats that are completely literate that live in an ally - Milo and Millie.  They are best friends and do everything together.  One day, Millie wanders from the ally one day to get cat-napped from her home by Gertie.  Milo goes on a voyage to save her.  Along the way, he comes along a gorgeous mouse named Scarlett who has a special talent.  He meets up with Effie, the boob that can't focus to save his life, and goes into the depths of Gertie's house and deals with Fluffy to get his only sister back.  
Now, normally, stories that are forced to be written for any classes really disinterest me, but this was quite fun.  I didn't even notice that I made it 11 pages long...hmm...I'm quite proud of myself.  People, please read it.  It took me quite a while.  I should really stop saying quite.  Haley may not wanna read it...after obvious interest shown in chem...*ahem*

~*~::{Happy Mitch}::~*~

Sunday, November 16, 2008

~*~::{Reading Blog #10/11: Thoroughly Modern Millie/James Bond and the Quantum of Solace}::~*~

I was unaware that we had to keep doing posts on wednesday and sundays.  My badness to the max, yo.  I'll just do 2 here.  Hm...

So.  Last friday, I went with my older sister, Kyle, to see Thoroughly Modern Millie at the High School.  Surprisingly, what everyone said about it being fantastic was true.  Normally, I go into shows expecting nothing and not being disappointed one bit.  I was told by everyone how the play was funny, it had good choreography, and singing.  Great, now my hopes were up.  I saw it and it truly was the best show I'd ever seen.  The scene with the chinese guys always made me laugh.  Sad to be all alone in the world! It was a bit confusing in the beginning, but everything tied up.  I must say that the actors at EHS are really good.  The live music was great.  Long live the bassoon!

Now, last night.  I went to see James Bond and the Quantum of Solace.  I have never been able to sit through a Bond film without a.) being ADD, b.) falling asleep, c.) losing interest, d.) Chuck Norris. You pick the answer.  All apply, even the Chuck Norris.  But again, the problem here is that I heard it was really good, even for a Bond film.  I was sketchy, but the people that told me I should see this know I can't stand those films.  They should've known, but I trusted that it was really good.  It was action-ey and explode-y.  A little too much for me.  The plot, I didn't understand at all.  It was very confusing.  I personally, didn't like it too much, but wutevs.  It wasn't terrible.

Monday, November 3, 2008

~*~::{Odysseus for National Hero}::~*~

Odysseus has proved on many separate occasions that he is worthy of being a national hero whether it be escaping the depths of Calypso's island, blinding the cyclops, or being able to resist the beautiful voices of the Sirens.  He truly is worthy of being our national hero, and we should support him in everything he does.
Some of you may be asking yourselves what is a hero...a hero is someone that goes on a mission and accomplishes something great that is better for his people.  Now...some of you may be asking yourselves what he has done to own this prestigious title.  I tell you to go back and read my opening paragraph. (I already said what he has done.  Go back and use your resources.  READ.)
Here is a short excerpt from when Odysseus blinded the cyclops. 
"...so we seized our stake with its fiery tip and bored it round and round in the giant's eye till blood came boiling up around that smoking shaft and the hot blast singed his brow and eyelids round the core and the broiling eyeball burst - its crackling roots blazed and hissed - as a blacksmith plunges a glowing ax or adze i an ice-cold bath and the metal screeches steam and its temper hardens..." (IX, 433-440)
Here is a short excerpt from when Odysseus got away from Calypso's Island.  Even though Calypso let him go, I think he's a hero because he had to deal with being homesick and missing his wife for years.  
"...in the nights, true, he'd sleep with her in the arching cave - he had no choice - unwilling lover alongside lover all too willing...but all his days he'd sit on the rocks and beaches, wrenching his heart with sobs and groans and anguish, gazing out the barren sea through blinding tears.  So coming up to him now, the lustrous goddess ventured, "No need, my unlucky one, to grieve here any longer, no, don't waste your life away.  Now I am willing, heart and soul, to send you off at last.  Come, take bronze tools, cut your lengthy timbers, make them into a broad-beamed raft and top it off with a half-deck high enough to sweep you free and clear on the misty seas.  And I myself will stock her with food and water, ruddy wine to your taste - all to stave off hunger - give you clothing, send you a stiff following wind so you can reach your native country all unharmed.  If only the gods are willing.  They rule the vaulting skies.  They're stronger than I to plan and drive things home..."" (V, 170-189)
Here's a short excerpt from when he escaped the island of Circe and was able to resist the voices of the beautiful Sirens. 
"...the Sirens sensed at once a ship was racing past and burst into their high, thrilling song: 'Come closer, famous Odysseus - Achaea's pride and glory - moor your ship on our coast so you can hear our song!  Never has any sailor passed our shores in his black craft until he has heard the honeyed voices pouring from our lips and once he hears to his heart's content sails on, a wiser man.  We know all the pains that the Greeks and Trojans once endured on the spreading plain of Troy when the gods willed it so - all that comes to pass on the fertile earth, we know it all!'  So they send their ravishing voices out across the air and the heart inside me throbbed to listen longer.  I signaled the crew with frowns to set me free - they flung themselves at the oars and rowed on harder, Perimedes and Eurylochus springing up at once to bind me faster with rope on chafing rope.  But once we'd left the Sirens fading in our wake, once we could hear their song no more, their urgent call - my steadfast crew was quick to remove the wax I'd used to seal their ears and loosed the bonds that lashed me..." (XII, 198-217)
Now, Odysseus is obviously a better candidate than his competitor, the suitors.  (yes, they are running together...) The suitors have treated his wife rudely and have refused to leave his home.  (Telemachus is pissed. REVENGE!!) 
One example of the suitors being bad people is when they refuse to leave the home of Odysseus.
"...but now the suitors trooped in with all their swagger and took their seats on low and high-backed chairs.  Heralds poured water over their hands for rinsing serving maids brought bread heaped high in trays and the young men brimmed the mixing-bowls with wine.  They reached out for the good things that lay at hand, and when they'd put aside desire for food and drink the suitors set their minds on other pleasures, song and dancing, all that crowns a feast..." (I, 169-176)
Another example of why the suitors aren't good candidates is because they were rude to Penelope and Telemachus. 
"...down to the last man they court my mother, they lay waste my house!  And mother...she neither rejects a marriage she despises nor can she bear to bring the courting to an end - while they continue to bleed my household white..." (I, 288-292)
Now, I urge you, dear reader.  Odysseus truly is the only one that can rule this country with his heroism.  All the suitors have done is be rude.  Odysseus is a MAVERICK (*cough cough I wanna kill McCain...cough cough*) and knows how to be a hero.  The suitors are rude and loud and obnoxious and aren't worthy heroism.  
Now.  As my final statement.  Odysseus is worthy of being the hero of our nation.  He has proved himself time and time again that he is worthy of being a legend through blinding the cyclops, enduring Calypso's grasp, and denying himself urges through the Sirens.  The suitors, however, have only proved they are just fools looking for power.  They have tried to court Miss Penelope and have been rude to her, her home, her son, and her maids.  This is not proper leadership and shall not be appreciated or rewarded.  

LONG LIVE ODYSSEUS!

**R.I.P. GRANDMAMA OBAMA**

~*~::{Thesis Statement Assignment}::~*~

Which God in the Odyssey has the most human characteristics?

In the book The Odyssey by Homer, Calypso, the goddess of water has the most human characteristics because she has the envy of the major gods having power, she feels love for Homer and doesn't want him to leave, and she shows anger when Hermes and the major gods try and take him away from her.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

~*~::{Reading Blog #9: Monomyth Sheet}::~*~

Stage 1: Birth
Wicked - Elphaba was born green and said to be the daughter of the devil.
Stage 2: Departure 
Call to Adventure - Saw IV - Jigsaw realizes what he must do to make his life have a meaning.
Refusal to the Call - Evan Almighty - Evan doesn't wanna build the ark.
Supernatural Guide - Star Wars - Obi Wan Kenobi guiding Luke Skywalker.
Crossing the Threshold - Wicked - Going from sad times and places to the Emerald City.
Belly of the Whale - Final Destination 3 - The people are on the roller coaster and can't get off.
Stage 3: The Land of Fulfillment
Hero Partners - Shrek - Shrek and Donkey go on an adventure. 
Tests/Ordeals/Hero Deeds - Pan's Labyrinth - Opfelia needing to do tasks to appease Pan so she can become a princess. 
Losing the Guide - V for Vendetta - V dies and leaves Evie all alone.
Meeting with the Goddess - Saw II - AManda meeting with Jigsaw to take on his life's work and philosophy. 
Ultimate Boon - Kung Fu Panda - Po getting the sacred scroll learning to be a kung fu master.
Woman/Man as Temptation - Hercules - Meg tempting Hercules being the damsel in distress.
Atonement with Father - Mulan - Mulan and her father come to terms after the war.
Sacrifice/Betrayal - Saw V - Brit betrays Luba and stabs her in the neck to save herself.
Death of the Hero - Titanic - Jack dies. 
Journey to the Underworld - Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Soren and friends have to invade a prison to spy on the evil owls. 
Apotheosis/Deification - Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Soren and friends survive the raid and are heroes. 
Final Battle - Sleeping Beauty - Final battle between the prince and the evil witch/queen.
Stage 4: The Return 
Magic Flight - Wizard of Oz - Dorothy and her slippers help her home.
Rescue from Without - Harry Potter IV - He uses the port key to return home.
Elixer - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Charlie wins Willie's factory for being the best contestant.
Master of Two Worlds - HSM3 - Troy, Gabriella, and everyone learn frienship is the most powerful thing. (gags)
Freedom to Live - Mamma Mia! - All the characters are married and have happy endings being able to live freely.  
"...every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us..."